Hello Townspeople
Please don’t kick me out of your billabong.
I could do many nice things for you for example…
I could attract tourists and you could sell them souvenirs to get a lot of money.
I could jump right out to scare them.
They’ll love it! They’ll pay you heaps.
Did you know I could save your life if you got attacked by aliens
because I could use my snapping jaws and scratching claws and scream
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG at them to scare them away?
By the way I love children and I could star at their birthday parties.
Do you get my point? I could be the best entertainer in the world.
Sincerely
Bella the Bunyip